Saturday, June 24, 2006

A Woman Prez, finally!!

India had one, Israel had one, Britain had one, and as we speak Germany and New Zealand have women leading their countries. If not as shining examples, even pseudo-democracies such as Ceylon, Indonesia and Philippines have a woman at the top. Isn't it time Americans got out of their corny old values and try better of the genders to guide their future. How can they go wrong? How much worse can they do than with the recckless warriors who can't figure whether they won a war, lost it, or simply misplaced it.

America, like any other prosperous nation, can only thrive as useful, caring participant in global affairs - never in isolation and ignorance of the way the world works. And If you girls can't get off those obnoxious reality shows and line up to vote for a woman - you will stay abandoned to slave wages at work and wageless slavery at home. This time around, it's really up to you to bring in a woman and have her dispel the ground-in dirty image that America is a nation of uncaring, gluttonous grabbers. It's not like you have a choice, anyway: what you don't part with willingly and with understanding, you can't hold on to for ever, in pursuit of your own happiness at the expense of that of the rest of the six billion around you.

To quote John Milton - No more of it where God or Angel guest with man as with friend. So its wake up time , girls. Don't wait up for help from above, if you can't get it from around here, down below. God is pretty tired of hearing your tedious prayers: He is in no mood to save you from unnecessary, unjust wars of avarice of your own making. Second coming?? Ha! You couldn't deal with him with honesty, integrity and a sense of purpose the first time around, why on earth would he show up again? Because you took such good care of his paradise and His children of all hues? Even as an agnostic, I can tell - God isn't as naive and manipulable as Americans think. Bajesus, you can't buy Him for a silly prayer! Remember, you need to learn compassion, sharing and such foreign stuff - you aren't too crazy about - and then, only then, can you look up to him for help, with tears in your eyes and penance in your heart for all the murderous misadventures of the past - for just a few more barrels of oil.

Never mind the churchfolk, they need their rhetoric to fill their coffers, and never mind moldy old geezers on both sides. This woman has the balls to scare any Osama, the turkeys in either party would just have to sit this one out, perhaps with the lone exception of decent John Edwards as a running mate. Don't make the same mistake as in the last two, unless you want to persih as a nation of eternally blundering idiots.